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Snapple Wisdom [14 Aug 2008|05:40pm]
Did you know the word 'cool' not only describes Chow Yun Fat, but it also originated with him.
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Yessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!! [14 Aug 2008|05:40pm]
When the Weinstein brothers broke out of Miramax and formed their own company, they were unable to bring the rights to all the Asian films with them for their Dragon Dynasty line. Some of the films stayed with Miramax. I thought I had read somewhere that the deal was that anything that had been given a theatrical release stayed with Miramax (like, say, Hero), but apparently that was not the case.

BCI Eclipse has reached a deal with Miramax to release 25 of their Asian titles on DVD in the US and it looks like MOST of the ones listed were never released at all in the US, let alone theatrically. Most of them were acquired by The Weinsteins/Miramax and then promptly shelved and left to rot (which is one of the biggest reasons why Asian film fans have such a major dislike of the Weinsteins). But check out some of the titles listed in the article:

My Wife Is A Gangster - One of my favorite Korean movies not directed by Chanwook Park.
Yes Madam - Michelle Yeoh's first ever "action" role. You'd think she'd been doing it all along. Directed by Corey Yuen, who also directed The Transporter and a about 500,000 old Jet Li movies.
Wheels On Meals - Great action comedy from Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao.
Prison On Fire 1 & 2 - Chow Yun Fat!!!!!!!!!!
Wing Chun - Michelle Yeoh + Yuen Woo Ping!!!!!!!!
Dragons Forever - Another Jackie/Sammo/Yuen film. Haven't seen it yet.
Tiger On Beat - HEH!
Dr. Wai In The Scripture With No Words - Jet Li, Colin Chou and Takeshi Kaneshiro in a movie by Ching Siu-Tung. Haven't seen it yet.
The Touch - Crappy recent Michelle Yeoh movie.

A representative from BCI has been responding to the comments on the article link above and one of his responses was:

"It’s too early to give much in the way of specs, but I can tell you most of the films have been re-mastered in HD and the ones that are not will be re-mastered in HD.
There should be English dubs for them all and they’ll be on there. If one doesn’t exist, we’ll create a new track.
There are plans to have extra features on all of them too.

More news to come as we get closer to the first release and we’ll announce the rest of the titles soon."


Oh man.

BCI is the company that's been releasing all the kickass Sonny Chiba boxsets where you get, like, 5 Sonny Chiba movies for $20. They're good quality releases at great prices. I am particularly fond of the Sister Streetfighter box (as my icon may have made obvious).

This news is seriously fucking WIN. I'm trying not to get all insane with speculation about what the other remaining titles might be, but...

Drunken Master 2?
Supercop?
Supercop 2?
Swordsman 2?
Fong Sai Yuk?

I NEED remastered HD releases of these films. Not want. NEED. I hope this not showing all of the titles tease doesn't last too long. The waiting and not knowing is already killing me and I just fucking read the damn article 20 minutes ago.
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Melts in your mouth, not in your hand? [13 Aug 2008|05:40pm]
A couple nights ago, I managed to remove a movie from the top of my Movies I Need To See Right Goddamn Now list: Prachya Pinkaew's film, Chocolate.



Chocolate is the third Pinkaew film I've seen, following the Tony Jaa films Ong Bak and The Protector (aka Tom Yum Goong). Just like those films, Chocolate is fight porn and I LOVE it. There isn't a whole lot in the way of interesting plot or dialogue and what there is is really just a vehicle to move from action sequence to action sequence, although it seems like they're trying sometimes.

The film starts out with the story of a romance between a Japanese Yakuza member operating in Thailand and a woman who is "with" a Thai mob boss. When the Thai mob boss finds out that his woman has been sleeping with the enemy/competition/some other dude, he gets a little pissed off and decides to pay a visit to Mr. Yakuza. He kills off all of Mr. Yakuza's henchmen, but doesn't get a chance to kill Mr Yakuza because his lady love steps in front of the gun. Rather than kill the woman he loves to get at her lover, he tells them to get the fuck out of his territory (basically) and that if he ever sees them together again, or hears that they've been seen together, he'll kill them both. The two leave and spend one last night together before Mr Yakuza goes back to Japan so as not to die horribly (although both he and the Thai mob boss come back into the movie later).

Fast forward a bit and the lady is pregnant. Fast forward a little bit more and we find out that the baby she had was a girl and the girl is somewhat mentally handicapped. Fast forward a little bit more again and we see the girl, named Zen, is a teenager, who seems to be able to catch anything that is thrown at her from any angle and seems to love Tony Jaa movies. I read somewhere that she's supposed to be watching Bruce Lee movies, but anytime you actually see the screen she's watching, it's Tony Jaa. There is one scene where you see her watching something that sounds like a Bruce Lee movie (lots of his trademark "whaaaaaa" sounds), but you never actually see Bruce. I dunno.

Anyway, fast forward one more time and we find out that Zen's mom has cancer and doesn't have enough money for treatment. Things are rough. Luckily, Zen and her one friend find mom's little black book that just happens to have a list of people who owe mom money. The two kids decide to go ask these people for the money they owe. These people are, of course, naughty and Zen is forced to unleash some unholy whoopass upon them in order to get money to help her mom.

And then the movie that you've been waiting for finally begins.



It's almost a full 15 minutes before you finally get to see Zen kick someone in the head. I'm not going to say that that almost 15 minutes was painful or even difficult, but I will say that plot development and backstory are not the strengths of this film. Maybe it was meant to be like delayed gratification? I don't know. I want to say that the non-action parts of this film were not as bad as those parts in the previous two Pinkaew movies, but it's been a while since I watched them and I could be biased. Once we finally see Zen grown up and being played by Jeeja Yanin, things immediately begin to look up, even before the ass kicking begins.

Chocolate is Jeeja Yanin's film debut and if it's any indication, this lady is the Next Big Thing. In addition to being an amazing martial artist, she has screen presence that makes the movie watchable no matter what is happening, as long as she's onscreen. She also displays some decent acting ability (possibly a first in a Pinkaew movie!). I have to admit I'm not that experienced with autistic children, but I had no trouble buying her as one at all. Quite the opposite, in fact. Except, you know, when she's kicking the shit out of everyone.

And then there's the other character: the fighting. Holy Moses, the fighting.

If you've been reading this here blog for any length of time, it's probably been made clear to you that there is one thing that I enjoy in movies more than anything else and that is badass female characters beating the snot out of people. In fact, I've probably written that exact sentence about 15 times in this blog. But there it is.

This movie is absolutely full of that stuff. This girl who looks like she weighs about 80 pounds flying through the air, elbowing people in the face, kicking anonymous henchmen in the nuts, knocking them off of buildings, kneeing people in the jaw and just generally laying waste to everyone. It almost feels as if this film was made specifically to cater to my tastes.

And it's not just that fact that makes this movie awesome. There is real, actual skill involved here and that shit is AMAZING. Much like the Tony Jaa movies, the action is very reminiscent of Jackie Chan movies at times. A lot of stuntwork involving inanimate objects, fitting into tight places and such. Really impressive at times and, for the stunt people involved, probably really painful. In fact, just like Jackie Chan films, there is even a blooper reel at the end of the film showing people getting hurt, bandaged, stitched up and put in a neck brace at one point. There are no wires here. No CGI enhancements. No crap editing to hide the fact that the people on screen can't really do the moves that the film implies they can do. This is all real, acrobatic HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME stuff.



I guess what I'm trying to say is that Chocolate is just fucking FUN. I can't remember the last time I watched a movie alone in my room and couldn't keep my mouth shut because I was enjoying it so damn much. Jeeja Yanin may not be quite the intimidating badass that Tony Jaa is (yet), but she's already got more acting ability and screen presence than he does and I already love her more. And I'm a HUGE Tony Jaa fan.

I honestly cannot recommend this film highly enough to anyone that enjoys this type of movie. If you didn't enjoy Ong Bak or The Protector because they were just a little too ridiculous away from the fights, you may find some solace in Jeeja's acting and presence. It's not going to completely fix that problem for you, but it may be enough to help you get through it. If you did enjoy those movies, then YOU NEED TO SEE THIS FILM ASAP because it will enrich your life, make you a better person and ensure that your underarms will be free of odor for at least 36 hours.

Unfortunately, the US rights to this film are currently held by the Weinstein Company. Presumably, they'll release the movie as a Dragon Dynasty title at some point. Hopefully, they'll give it some kind of theatrical release, but I'm not holding my breath. It is, however, going to be getting some film festival play that will hopefully continue for a while. In the meantime, finding a subtitled bootleg on eBay shouldn't be terribly difficult at all.

So do that.



You have your orders.


All screencaps swiped from here.

You can see more of Jeeja doing stunts on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwxiMBMmBOM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meYRamNHVXA

In fact, it looks like YouTube has quite a few Jeeja-related videos. Sweet. Guess I know what I'll be doing for the next couple of hours.
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Posted using TxtLJ [12 Aug 2008|05:40pm]
As awesome as Tujiko Noriko's music is, it's even better when both the volume and the bass are turned way up.
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Can it be? Is it possible? [12 Aug 2008|05:40pm]
Gaze upon the cover art for the upcoming Dragon Dynasty release of Fist Of Legend, due out September 2nd:



WOW. Look! There... doesn't seem to be any lame ass photoshopping! The cover actually looks... cool! And... no quotes from Brett fucking Ratner on the cover? Whoa! And, oh shit, they didn't change the name of the film, either!

The special features don't really look all that exciting, with the exception of the Bey Logan commentary, of course, and maybe the deleted scenes, but this will be the first time this film has been officially available on DVD with the original audio and subtitles. Anywhere ever. Quite possibly the finest straight up martial arts film Jet Li has ever appeared in and it is currently only available in an edited, dubbed DVD format, unless you get a bootleg on eBay that was, I think, copied from a VCD.

When the Weinsteins announced their plans to create Dragon Dynasty, immediately martial arts film fans everywhere started salivating over the idea of THIS film finally coming out in a proper manner.

And now here it is.

You can pre-order it on Amazon for $21.99. Or you can order it from somewhere else. Or you can buy it somewhere when it comes out.

But do yourself a favor. Get it.
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Ugh. Come on, Jackie... [06 Aug 2008|05:30pm]
Details about Jackie Chan's next film project in the US.

You know, I honestly don't know why I still give a shit about what he does. Or about what Jet Li does.

Why can't I let go?


In other news, what the fuck is going on with Tony Jaa? Has he lost his mind? Already?
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Aww, boo. [04 Aug 2008|05:28pm]
Damn.

Kaiju Shakedown writer Grady Hendrix went and saw the new Mummy movie and his review is brutal. Not only in that he says it's a bad movie, but those of us who were interested in it because of the various Asian talents appearing will apparently find ourselves even more disappointed than we expected.

That's the last straw. I'm not spending money on this.

I'll watch this again instead:



You should do the same.
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More and faster. Here we come. [02 Aug 2008|05:25pm]
Interesting bits of information picked up from various places on my friends list while trying to catch up as much as possible tonight and a couple nights ago. I don't have the time or patience right now to do anything more than link to other places, so do yourself a favor and go read the stuff at the links.


Darren Aronofsky is directing the remake of Robocop. My feelings on this remake just went from "eat shit and die, Hollywood bastards!" to "Oh, hells yeah!"

• Tran Anh Hung, a director whose work I've never seen, but have wanted to, is going to direct a film adaptation of Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood. I am really surprised more of Murakami's books haven't been adapted yet. i have high hopes.

• Are you like me, expecting the upcoming Punisher War Zone film to completely suck ass, based on nothing more than the teaser and that pit of despair at the bottom of your stomach? Well, you no longer need to worry so much about being an overreacting, pessimistic loser person, because there is very good reason to expect it to be shit now!

• Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant, two of the guys behind Reno 911, The State and such are adapting Eric Powell's awesome comic The Goon into a film and the first poster for it debuted at Comic Con this year. I have high hopes for this, as well.

The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor opened today. It already has over 100 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and it's got a 10% freshness rating. Ouch.

• </a></b></a>[info]trailer_spot has the trailer for the upcoming release of Wong Kar Wai's Ashes Of Time Redux. I CANNOT fucking wait. On that note, CinemaIsDope has some badass wallpapers for the film here and here. ULTIMATE WIN!

• You can see the video of the Terminator: Salvation Comic Con panel over here.

• The film adaptation of Greg Rucka and Steve Lieber's Whiteout, starring Kate Beckinsale is now scheduled for release on 4-24-09.

• Is it possible that Evil Dead 4 may actually happen??

• Scott Pilgrim Vol. 5 is coming out in early February next year. Is it February yet? Some girls at Comic Con cosplayed as Scott Pilgrim characters.

Midnight Meat Train is a movie that came out today. It's based on a Clive Barker story and is directed by none other than Ryuhei Kitamura (Azumi, Versus, Godzilla Final Wars). Sounds awesome to you? Sounds awesome to me. Too bad it's distributor, Lionsgate, is trying to fuck it up for everyone by only playing it in shitty $1 theaters. Anger. Burning.

• A new series of posters have been released for the Watchmen movie. take a good, long look. The more I see of this film, the more excited I get. Optimistic or pessimistic, it's going to be interesting as hell to see how well this is adapted. I love that Rorschach poster. I have one just like it, only in black and white and drawn by Dave Gibbons... Geek note: very pleased to see Bubastas is going to be in the movie.

• Speaking of that, there are also a few more stills at Empire Online.

• And still speaking of that, some news about the soundtrack has come out. Looks like My Chemical Romance will be doing a Bob Dylan cover for the closing credits (ewwwwww), but that that "will be the only post-1985 song on the movie’s soundtrack."

• There is now an english subtitled trailer for Shinya Tsukamoto's Nightmare Detective 2. You can watch it here. Have you seen the first one yet? It's bad-fucking-ass. The second one looks as though it will carry on the tradition.

• Bae Doo-Na (The Host, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, my icon) has been quiet the last couple of years. She will next be appearing in a documentary that was done for a charity called Love.

• Tony Leung and Carina Lau FINALLY GOT MARRIED?!?! Congrats to them both!

• Did I ever mention here that Palisades media bought up Tartan in the US and UK? Well, they did. And they have plans...


That's everything.

I'm tired.
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Back. In full effect. [02 Aug 2008|05:25pm]
Yes, friends I am back from San Diego Comic Con and, for the most part, alive and well. Still tired as fuck. I just spent the last couple of hours doing my best to skim through my friends list, but skip=950 only got me back to Monday (NOTE: I started this entry two days ago, on July 30th), even with a filter on, so if I missed anything of note, please do not hesitate to inform me in a comment or email.

Now.

Rather than attempt some kind of glorious and amazing actual write-up of SDCC '08, I will instead give you random thoughts related to it. This will save time. I may or may not even come back to this entry and add things as I remember them in the next couple of days or so. That might be kind of lame, but probably not as lame as doing a whole 'nother entry to mention one small thing I remembered late. These are in no particular order.


• First off, my traveling companions were Nick (</a></b></a>[info]captainioga) and Kyle (</a></b></a>[info]erschlagener). I'm going to refer to them by their actual names in order to save on keystrokes.

• This year was the 10th year for Ric Meyer's Kung Fu Extravaganza, which is a Thursday night deal where Ric Meyers gets up and shows clips from kung fu films from the past year and usually has a guest or two. For the 10th Anniversary, Meyers was able to get permission from many different distribution companies to show clips and so did what was advertised as the "best kung fu scenes ever".
This was nice because the last couple of years, he's been somewhat beholden to Tai Seng Films. They paid for him to be out there and he was pretty much stuck showcasing their releases. And it sucked. Also, I know that last year Dragon Dynasty actually turned him down when he asked to show clips from some of their movies. Not so this year.
I don't think the clips he showed were actually what he would choose to be the best kung fu fight scenes of all time, necessarily. He started the bit off by saying he wasn't going to show any Bruce Lee because everyone knew and loved Bruce Lee and had seen all of his movies, so why bother? He showed some old Master Lau stuff, an Angela Mao clip from a movie whose name I can't recall, but hasn't been released on DVD (like WAY TOO MANY OF HER MOVIES), and a scene from Magnificent Butcher by Yuen Woo Ping. This was all awesome and I'd only ever seen Magnificent Butcher. It's made me want to start getting my hands on all these Shaw Brothers films that have been getting DVD releases the last couple of years.
Then he moved onto the newer material. I'm very pleased that he showed both the big fight sequence in the mall at the end of Police Story AND the big fight scene at the end of Drunken Master 2 for the Jackie Chan bits. And for Jet Li he showed the fight at the end of Fist Of Legend. Unfortunately, the clips for both Drunken Master 2 and Fist Of Legend were from the horrible, Miramax/Weinstein dubbed DVDs, but since there is very little dialogue, it was bearable. He also showed a scene from Yuen Woo Ping's TV series Tai-Chi Master (not to be confused with the film starring Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh, also directed by Woo Ping), starring Jackie Wu and the big fight scene at the end of Flash Point, starring Donnie Yen and Colin Chou. All very good choices (though I was expecting something from SPL/Kill Zone and some mention of Tony Jaa).
Before starting with the "best fight scenes of all time", he had a few guests, including the director and star of Kiltro, a kung fu film from Chile, currently out on DVD from Magnolia.



Looked like it might be pretty good, if low budget. During his discussion with them, he also mentioned that their newest film, Mirage Man was probably going to be getting some theatrical dates in the US, which is great news.
I'm doing this backwards, but before talking to the Kiltro guys and showing clips, he brought up some of the people behind "the best American kung fu movie ever made" -- Kung Fu Panda. At first, I was like "whut?", but after thinking about it... you know, he's probably right. And after his talk with some of the people behind it (the people involved with the kung fu aspects), I decided I liked the film even more than after I saw it.
He also spent a lot of time talking shit about The Forbidden Kingdom, which was funny, right and sorely needed. The epic fail of that movie... man, don't get me started.
Meyers ended the Extravaganza by saying that this may be the last one he does, as there aren't many kung fu films being made anymore. Conditions in Hong Kong are not what they once were and making good movies (not just kung fu ones) is very difficult. So we'll see.

• Half off trade paperback tables are EVIL. The majority of the money I spent went there. Picked up all but one of the Lucifer trades (and can now sell off the individual issues), all of Greg Rucka's Wonder Woman trades (his run actually made me a fan of the character, whereas I didn't care about her at all before), and plenty of other assorted hunks of colored paper.

• Kyle and I shared an elevator with Benicio Del Toro in the hotel at one point. Dude is tall.

• This is the first time in four years of going to SDCC where the hotel Nick and I stayed at was within walking distance of the Con. Having your hotel nearby is, I have to say, simply the most amazing thing on earth. WELL worth the extra money. Not having to drive, find parking and carry everything you buy around with you is HEAVEN. Add to that the fact that you can sleep in later, go back to the hotel and take a nap anytime you want or use it as a meeting place makes it not only HEAVEN, but God's Own Favorite Thing He Created.

• I took very few pictures, but the ones I did take, I will post in a separate entry later on. Both Nick and Kyle took a bajillion pictures of cosplayers, so I'll just link to their shit when I notice that they're up. Someone else has a really large gallery here.

• Before leaving for SDCC on Wednesday, Nick, Kyle and I went out to Los Angeles for this:



Which was totally fucking groovy. Bought a copy of the Region 1 Spaced box set for The Lady and had it signed by the three of them. Got my picture taken with Simon Pegg and then with Kevin Smith (to be posted later). Edgar Wright complimented me on my Heroic Trio t-shirt and I thanked him for giving me the opportunity to see Hard-Boiled on the big screen last year.

• There were/are too many fucking people at Comic Con. Not only was the movie/tv area of the exhibit hall a constant jam of other people's bodies being too close to yours, but there were a good number of panels that we were not able to get into because arriving half an hour beforehand wasn't early enough. It was seriously insane. Even moreso than in previous years.

• I didn't go to the Battlestar Galactica panel because it was scheduled for the exact same time as the Grant Morrison & Gerard Way panel. I didn't realize who Gerard Way was until he came onstage. It's probably a good thing I went to that instead, regardless, because I wanted to go the panel before Grant and Gerard that was in the same room and if I'd have left to try and get to the BSG panel, I bet it would have been full before I could have gotten to it.
Anyway, Grant Morrison is a personal hero of mine and him talking somewhere will trump just about anything else happening at Comic Con at any time. As for Gerard Way... I have to admit that he was actually pretty awesome. I don't care for his band (My Chemical Romance) much at all, from the one or two songs I've heard, but he was a funny, intelligent guy talking with Grant. Supposedly, his comic book, The Umbrella Academy is very good. It even won an Eisner.
The discussion itself was very enjoyable, and there was one moment when Grant was talking about how "you are the only you that has ever existed" that was one of those life affirming, goddamn I love this man, he's so fucking awesome moments. Reminded me of the panel he did with Deepak Chopra last year (it was last year, right?) which was like that except I got that feeling frequently, rather than just once. Grant and Chopra did a panel again this year, but I had to miss it because Kyle and I were on our way out of San Diego. I'm sure it'll show up on YouTube if it hasn't already. EDIT: Boo-yah.

• In addition to being incredibly cool, awesome and smart, Grant Morrison is the snappiest dresser I've ever physically laid eyes on and he's also very good looking. In that "I almost wish i was gay or bisexual because I feel like I'm missing out on the lust portion of my infatuation" kinda way. Did I ever post the picture of me and Grant that I got last year? Maybe I'll post it when I get around to the picture posting.

• Apparently, Michelle Yeoh showed up to promote The Mummy 3! I had originally planned to go to the thing they were doing for the movie, but decided against it when I saw that they were actually doing it in the damn exhibit hall, where the ocean of people were, rather than in a room. Plus, I really didn't think they'd get anyone cool to show up.

Shit.


• I missed all the Watchmen movie stuff, too. Actually, you know what, let's just say I missed everything movie related this year. If I think of something movie-related that I did make it to, I'll let you know.

• I hear Disney and Pixar are going to be working on an animated sequel to Tron!?!? You should have seen the look on my dad's face. I bet that's what my face looks like when I experience something that feels like Total Win. Apparently, they showed some light cycle race stuff. My dad, a big time Tron fan, is very excited.

• Found out that Ogre from Skinny Puppy is in Repo: The Genetic Opera. This could possibly be cool news except that Paris Hilton is in it, too, and so I'm not sure what to think. I hope he doesn't have any scenes with her...

• No Drunken Master booth selling Asian DVDs to me at a discount this year. Not entirely sure why. There were a couple other Asian DVD sellers there, though, and I did manage to snag a few, including a Chocolate bootleg with english subs that the seller assured me were "great" (and I trust this particular seller not to lie to me), Memories Of Matsuko (FINALLY!), Bohachi Bushido: Code Of The Forgotten Eight (pink film, Kyle and I watched it one night on my laptop and it was pretty goodamn awesome) and Survive Style 5+, which I've been meaning to get a copy of for quite some time now.

Think that's alls what I got right now.
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